APPLICATION FOR THE POSITION OF SURVEYOR OF THE AMERICAN HEART
by a partial, prejudiced, and ignorant historian*
To the Hiring Committee:
Please note, before I begin, that I have taken the prompt questions out of order, and in some cases interspersed my responses to certain prompts throughout.
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