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Ralph Walker's avatar

Oh friend, didn't you read the warning sign at the gate to the put-put golf-o-dome arena of core childhood memories and poor attempts at miniature windmills? "Should you choose to enter this grand landscape with children under the age of eleventeen we advise you bring your own elephant sedatives, hockey goalie gear, and personal ball tracking devices. Enter without the proper safety precautions at your own peril - and by peril we mean bruised shins, lost children and/or memories worthy of taunting, torture or graduation / wedding / anniversary toasts."

as usual, I love these stories.

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India Frank's avatar

Hilarious horrors! My fav: “...Child B has been licking norovirus off of while it...”

Thx for the cackles. 🤣

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