WANT A COCKTAIL WEINIE?
In favor of a more nuanced take on holiday cheer
When I was ten years old I had a list in my head of who should be president. It was filled with people I knew personally, and it skewed heavily towards individuals who possessed musical ability, skill with stories and jokes, and life experience (everyone was over 40). It helped if they were relatively good-looking.
None of these requirements was a consc…