YOU WILL GO WHERE YOU ARE LOOKING

Journal of Toddler Philosophy, Issue 943.1

I’m preparing for the massive changes that will certainly take place when my children turn three.

For example, there will be sudden, willing use of the potty, no more biting, cessation to all whining, general cooperation and goodwill, and a keen interest in cleaning up. I’m so excited that I’ve staked out my place in line to witness the transformation: …