Friends,
If your soul needs Dishwashing, as mine does
If you’re a little on the shy side
If you struggle to clean out your car
If your best thoughts come to you while you’re driving past your own driveway
If your love for humanity is at odds with your general sense of foreboding
…then it’s time to do this for yourself:
My kids were born on Valentine’s Day, and in celebration of the kick-off of these Years of Extreme Chaos, I think that you should have ALL the content at the Dishwasher Cafe, past and present, with new additions directly in your inbox on a weekly basis (not just one or two essays a month anymore, because while that was great, life is really hard and we all need to feel more sparkly on a more regular basis)… all for $48 (the usual yearly subscription is $60).
If you like getting new angles on how to survive and thrive (including but not limited to: holiday costuming, overcommitted crafting, semi-feral garden maintenance, and becoming more robust to the savagery of toddlers and other dictators), now’s your moment.
All new paid subscriptions through Valentine’s Day will get 20% off.
Some things coming soon:
—more internet videos on the stuff parenting books don’t tell you
—thoughts on specific word choices we make every day and how they shape our lives
—“serious” “vs” “funny”
—a guide to potty-training toddlers and other foolhardy projects
Here’s the last part of this offer:
If I get 10 new paid subscriptions, I will make a video tutorial on how to compose poetry in the safety of your own bathtub.
Gift subscriptions will count towards this tally as well, so if you’re feeling the love for someone else this month, that’s also a valid path to entering the world of bathtub poetry.
Enjoy! I know I do—
xx
Caro @ the DC