Because it is January one hundred twenty-third, and our country is a fiery turd, we felt it would be nice to get around to our readers’ most frequently asked questions.
This may be the greatest FAQ I've ever bothered to read. Why can't corporations be more human and alive like this? (Obviously, their AI-writing souls can't handle the pressure.)
Love this and brought the frigid cold of the YMCA family locker room. And the lovely children’s pool where we met you. My husband Phil says hello and we both want to know when your book is coming out. ❤️
Note to self:
Million Dollar idea - back seat salt licks!
Only sell in vending machines at YMCAs and in the bathing suit aisle of Target, next to the dinosaurs.
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Booking time on Shark Tank ASAP.
hahahahaha
This may be the greatest FAQ I've ever bothered to read. Why can't corporations be more human and alive like this? (Obviously, their AI-writing souls can't handle the pressure.)
Love this and brought the frigid cold of the YMCA family locker room. And the lovely children’s pool where we met you. My husband Phil says hello and we both want to know when your book is coming out. ❤️
So very funny! Still shaking my head and reliving the whole narration…you don’t even need to exaggerate.😂
This is hilarious!
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Q: Do you suppose Eisenhower ever thought “oops!” about something afterwards?
A: Yeah, while they didn’t wear jeans, they did forget the towels at Normandy Beach...