Don’t. If you must, or if you are prodigiously dim, then: Bring a cabbage. This is for shredding with your teeth so you don’t bite anyone, or, alternately, chucking at someone’s head. Try wearing a thong, pants made of mosquito netting, and bare feet in Concourse C of CLT. I have not done this but one girl did and that gave me something to think about other than the fact that the raw red onion shaving on my plate was the highest performing food item. Was she cold? How old would she be when her skin finally threw in the towel? Did she know people wear clothes in airports? Did it matter? Should we
I was diverted to Charlotte (CLT) last week and this list could’ve helped me survive. You write the truth.
The shark fin was a perfect bonus. 🤣
RUTABAGA! <3 <3 <3