For a minute, it was a normal morning. Two five-year-olds woke, each a shade of angry and disgruntled. They bashed their way down the stairs and stomped towards the kitchen, ululating about extremely important things they wanted with the undying passion of rat terriers, and then dished out tongue-lashing monologues for my deadbeat responses to why they couldn’t in fact have a hot air balloon or a silo full of chocolate milk just this moment.
I loved it. Nothing provides better material than mornings with kids… and afternoons, and baths, and nights, and holidays… I will stop or one day I will have to pay them royalties…
A "patch" in electronics is usually an electric cord or connection allowing one to connect one form of signal to another outgoing signal as in a radio call-in show "patching in" callers so they can be heard on the broadcast signal (I should check with my computer-geek recording-engineer brother). With that understanding it sounds to me exactly as if you were patching your kids into the outside world so the rest of the world can be as entertained and amazed as us!
As to patch threads on pants, it looks very much as if one is pretending to be a twig up your butt...but then perhaps I'm getting too far into the leprechauns' spirit.
Nope. I have 3 kids and 2 horse-sized dogs at home… no way to have a boring day in here… or without vacuum cleaner 😂
I loved it. Nothing provides better material than mornings with kids… and afternoons, and baths, and nights, and holidays… I will stop or one day I will have to pay them royalties…
A "patch" in electronics is usually an electric cord or connection allowing one to connect one form of signal to another outgoing signal as in a radio call-in show "patching in" callers so they can be heard on the broadcast signal (I should check with my computer-geek recording-engineer brother). With that understanding it sounds to me exactly as if you were patching your kids into the outside world so the rest of the world can be as entertained and amazed as us!
As to patch threads on pants, it looks very much as if one is pretending to be a twig up your butt...but then perhaps I'm getting too far into the leprechauns' spirit.