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Elizabeth Riley's avatar

I think this might be a masterpiece of psychological insight

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Patrick Wilshire's avatar

Do I need prior authorization for any of these benefits or can I just go straight to eating off the floor? Don't answer that, it's already too late.

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Caroline Manring's avatar

Hahahha well played

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Julia F. Green's avatar

You are a comic genius 💜

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Literary Pug's avatar

“You are now pink.” Words to live by, for sure.

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Claire's avatar

Bury me in FLUFF!!

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Mia Alvarado's avatar

Ah! Reading this made me happy.

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JohnM upstateNY's avatar

Pink midsections can lead to a “relaxing day at (in?) the spa” …endorsed by Mom!

Collapsed snow-caves can lead to record-setting saucer-runs! …and you get to be the spoon in the saucer!

…but lined up animals on tub not nearly as good as plastic poop for scaring Grampy!

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