Benefits of Having a Long-stemmed Carnation in Your Underwear:
I think this might be a masterpiece of psychological insight
Do I need prior authorization for any of these benefits or can I just go straight to eating off the floor? Don't answer that, it's already too late.
Hahahha well played
You are a comic genius 💜
“You are now pink.” Words to live by, for sure.
Bury me in FLUFF!!
Ah! Reading this made me happy.
Pink midsections can lead to a “relaxing day at (in?) the spa” …endorsed by Mom!
Collapsed snow-caves can lead to record-setting saucer-runs! …and you get to be the spoon in the saucer!
…but lined up animals on tub not nearly as good as plastic poop for scaring Grampy!
I think this might be a masterpiece of psychological insight
Do I need prior authorization for any of these benefits or can I just go straight to eating off the floor? Don't answer that, it's already too late.
Hahahha well played
You are a comic genius 💜
“You are now pink.” Words to live by, for sure.
Bury me in FLUFF!!
Ah! Reading this made me happy.
Pink midsections can lead to a “relaxing day at (in?) the spa” …endorsed by Mom!
Collapsed snow-caves can lead to record-setting saucer-runs! …and you get to be the spoon in the saucer!
…but lined up animals on tub not nearly as good as plastic poop for scaring Grampy!